There’s no shame in being the best at everything; including these sex records. We’re all good at something, right? These are perfect to share with your mates down the pub, but maybe not with your parents at Sunday lunch. 

World’s Largest Human Penis

Jonah Falcon previously held the record for the largest penis (not officially recognised by Guinness World Records) at 9.5 inches whilst flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect. Falcon, an American actor and TV presenter, held this record between 1995 and 2017. 

In 2017, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, from Saltillo, Mexico had hi penis declared the new record owner. HIs penis measures 18.9 inches when flaccid! He has rejected the idea of having a reduction as he claims to be happy with the size of his penis and the fact that no-one else has the length he does. 

World’s Largest Animal Penis

The blue whale holds the record for the largest penis of an animal. It can grow up to 10 feet in length and curls itself back up inside the huge mammal when not in use. 

World’s Strongest Vagina

Russian gymnast Tatyana Koshevnikova is able to lift 14kg weights with her vagina. That’s the same weight as a mid-sized microwave or the yearly cheese intake of the average american (I thought that would be a lot more! Maybe British people eat more cheese?).

She uses a wooden egg which is inserted into her vagina to lift the weights. She officially holds the world record for ‘vagina weightlifting’ and has underogne training for over twenty years to perfect her technique. 

World’s Largest Natural Breasts

Annie Hawkins-Turner has the unenviable title of the woman with the largest natural breasts. 

Her breast size is 102 ZZZ and each weighs around 25kg, which is heavier than the average four-year-old child.  

Turner, from Atlanta, Georgia, has revealed that she was bullied as a child due to her already burgeoning breasts at age ten and that her late husband made her fall in love with herself. Sometimes having the world record for something is not all it’s cracked up to be. 

World’s Longest Kiss

This is an official Guinness World Record, currently held by Ekkachai Tiranarat and Lkasan Tiranarat, both from Thailand. They locked lips solidly for 58 hours, 35 minutes and 58 seconds. 

The record was set at an event back in 2013 at an event in Pattaya, Thailand organised by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Pattaya. They were up against eight other couples including a couple in their 70s! 

Ekkachai and Laksana hold the previous world record so for them to beat it again is impressive. If you’re going to attempt this record, best to find someone who you won’t mind kissing for over 58 hours. 

World Record for the Longest Time Spent Masturbating

Ok, it’s not the catchiest of titles for a world record, but it is part of the “masturbate-a thon” fundraiser which aims to destigmatize self-pleasure. 

In 2009 Masanobu Sato won the record by clocking up 9 hours and 58 minutes, beating the previous record (and one that he had set) by 28 minutes  However, the record was then said to have been set at 10 hours and 10 minutes but that is unrecorded and it is unknown who got that apparent time. 

The Record for Most Sexual Partners in 24 Hours:

American adult film star, Lisa Sparxxx, holds the record for the most sexual partners in 24 hours. She had sex with 919 different men during Eroticon in 2004. 

This averages out at a new partner every 90 seconds. 

Apparently, Lisa just lay back and used copious amounts of lubrication, let each one take turns, with barely a break. 

Most of these records are not ‘official’, meaning that they are not recognised by either the Guinness World Records association or Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Doesn’t make them any less interesting though.